A room without a book is like a body without a soul - Cicero

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

I Was a Teenage Popsicle by Bev Rosenbaum


Teenage girls always want to be cool. But frozen is another story. 

Floe Ryan was frozen-or 'vitrified'-at sixteen. She and her parents had a rare disease, so it was their only choice until a cure was found. Now she's been thawed and it's ten years in the future-but she's still a teenager. And her parents are still chilling out...

So now her little sister is her older sister, and she's making Floe suffer for every snotty thing she ever did. It's hard getting used to...not to mention a new school, new technology, and a zillion other new things that happened while she was napping in the freezer. Luckily, she has Taz, the hottie skater boy who was a popsicle too, so they get to reintegrate together. But now they're trying to close the Venice Beach Cryonics Center-with Floe's parents still in it! It's up to her to save the clinic and her parents-so she can finally have a somewhat normal life.                                                  -Fantastic Fiction



It seems like I always say this, but I have wanted to read this book for a while, which can only be explained by the fact that I have a very large ongoing booklist that dates back, like, 5 years or more. This was actually one of the books that I was most excited about, which is why it got purchased before the other ones on the list.

Let me say that it did not deliver. Whether or not this is the case just for me or not, I do not know. I have seen a handful of other reviews on the book which were all very positive, which makes me think that it is possibly my age contributing to my absolute loathing of the plot-line and cheesy clichés. (Ironically, though, I did really relate with the writing style, and found myself thinking many times that it seemed like something I would write or say, but the content was just crap... so... writing style = good, plot = crap).

Having said that, my reading style has been evolving at a pretty rapid pace lately, and I have been finding that I am not as interested in the cookie-cutter light, fun chick-lit reads that used to make me feel light and giddy way back when. That is why I am going to say that I hypothesize this book to be a good pick for the youngon's but really no one else. And that's all I'm really gonna say, as I refuse to let this book take up any more of my time that could be spent reading the next best book, with COMPLEX plot lines or really just mediocre plausibility.

Bitter, I know--Cheers & Enjoy♥

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Linnet Bird by Linda Holeman





Born into poverty in 1820's Liverpool, Linny Gow escapes the life of prostitution her stepfather has forced her into, learns how to be a young lady, and flees to India, where the British Raj is in its infancy.  There she finds heartache and suffering, but also true love and freedom.

                                                                                                                                                  -Chapters Canada



I had this book recommended to me and lent to me by someone who saw me reading the Outlander by Diana Gabaldon series. Although I don't really see the connection (other than the fact that they are both in the past, and in Eurasia [hate that term-it sounds like a venereal disease]), the book was amazing none the less.

I knew going into the book that it was going to be very dark, which I think is something important to understand, because this type of book is not for everyone. It's that type of book that kind of just has to be good, based on how extremely depressing it is, if that makes sense to anyone. Having said that, it is very sad and there aren't very many triumphs for our heroine Linny, but that just strengthens the ones that we do see.

The writing was phenomenal, and it's one of those rare books that, after reading a book after it, solidified its greatness. I don't know if anyone else has experienced this, but when a book is just so good, the book that you read after always seems awful, simply because it cannot possibly live up to the complexity of the first book. This is exactly what happened for me (as you can see if you read the review following this one).

Overall, if you can't tell already, this book was pretty darn amazing, and I recommend it to anyone who has the stomach for extremely depressing content. This book may not be the happiest one, but I definitely think that the heroine prevailed and demonstrated exactly what was needed, just not in an obvious way; which is the best kind.

Spoiler Alert: Don't read past this point if you don't want to know specific book details!

The book starts out with us gaining a little bit of information about Linny, set after the beginning of her story. I thought this was a wonderful little tidbit that served as a nice reference point, a little bit of foreshadowing, and something to give us just enough hope throughout the heavy content that is to come. Linny has a son in this prologue, and is also smoking opium, but swears it is her last time; just enough to steady her head and mind enough to tell her son (and us) her story.

Then we are introduced to a very strikingly innocent Linny, right on the precipice of darkness. Her mother has been dead for about a year, and her step-dad has decided to pimp her out to the highest bidder (while he simultaneously watches and jacks himself off-so incredibly disturbing, I know), which only commences Linny's career as child prostitute. Although this is so extremely sad and heartbreaking, we also learn about how nice Linny's mother was and all of the big dreams she has for Linny. Linny never seems to forget these, even through the darkest of the dark, Linny seems to keep a tiny fibre that she can pull back when she needs it most, to renew her faith, hope, and expectations of herself, which I believe to be Linny's only salvation.

The book goes on to show the hardships that Linny faces: nearly dying when her father takes her to an insane syphilis-stricken man with the promise of improving her 'job'; enduring years and years of living in a brothel and selling her body on the streets of dirty Liverpool's Paradise Street; losing the baby that she so coveted on the same night that all of her life savings (and her dreams) are savagely stolen from her. When Linny meets Shaker Smallpiece, it seems like her luck has turned around, but it is all too clear that it is too good to be true. Linny is so depressingly broken, that she cannot even find peace and solace in what is really good. There is a man that she wants badly to love, but the only thing she has ever known in men is hurt, rape, betrayal, and violence.

So off Linny goes to India with her seemingly adventurous only-friend Faith, under the guise of Linny Smallpiece, modest socialite, with big dreams of escape and fulfillment. All the Linny gets though, is more repression, restraint and subservience from Faith, after she is very much sobered from the 4 month trip to Calcutta, and the fervent search for a husband before she is seen socially as a spinster. Linny persues the satisfactory social season, despite still hating men, and simply yearning to be able to escape the English prison that has followed her to India. During this time, Linny meets a man that seems like more than the dry, submissive men and women who inhabite the English dominated section of Calcutta that she is restricted to. She soon finds out that she has mistaken the mystery and rebellion for malicious and broken Sommers Ingram. He seems to know that Linny is not all that she claims, and is outed himself as being an imposter, when Linny stumbles upon him shamelessly raping one of the Indian servant boys. Sommers convinces Linny that the only reasonable explanation is for them to marry, for Linny obviously has no interest in the other men, nor Sommers the women, and he needs to marry to fulfill his dead father's will, in order for him to inherit his fortune.

Linny is then promoted to colonial wife, where she is repressed even more, and watches as Faith slowly falls more and more into herself, becoming a shell, when she marries a half-caste (a man who is half Indian) and is shamefully ousted by everyone, including her family. Linny is so controlled by Sommers, and isn't even allowed to see Faith anymore. She helplessly tries to rebel but is literally and figuratively beaten into submission by Sommers and the other social wives living in India.

Linny finally seeks salvation, when her and Faith are allowed to travel North for the hot season in Calcutta. It's not long into the journey that Faith divulges the secret that she is carrying her half-caste husband's child, but is afraid of the consequences of bringing a dark skinned baby into the world. It's not long after this that Faith ends her life by freefalling over a cliff while her and Linny are picnicing. This is ironically when Linny gets her first glimpse of freedom, ironically after being captured by the dark, handsome and mysterious Pathan man, Daoud.

Linny is swiftly transported to Daoud's camp and experiences a new yet phenomenal feeling: desire. However short lived and lacklustre the romance seemed between Linny and Daoud, it was emotionally amazing to see Linny finally become un-broken, and experience a small respite. Linny is promptly returned to her violent husband, but not empty-handed: Linny is pregnant, and renewed in her sense of life, probably for the first time. We finally see Linny living in colour instead of the shades of grey thus far in her life. She is forced to invoke the rape of Sommers, to ensure that he thinks the pregnancy is his, but Linny is now so affected and emotional now that she knows the real meaning of sex and desire and love. She cries often, because her humanity is seemingly reinvoked upon her.

The end of the book may seem pretty anticlimactic to those not able to grasp the true meaning, but I found it quite simply perfection. Linny ends up killing Sommers when he has a bad bout of Malasia, and after he promises to take her child away and send her to an insane asylum. She returns to England to live with Shaker and his new wife, which may seem just O.K., but for Linny, I just know that this means the world. She is finally free, and lives with the constant reminder of her reason for living and surviving, her son. She may never see Daoud again, the only man she has ever shared herself with completely, but it is understood that the option for love and companionship is open to her now, if she chooses to pursue it or not. She is complete in her life, and is finally proud to sport the name Linny Gow.

Overall, a great read, and one that I think can be interpreted in many ways and molded appropriately to the reader and their own darkness echoed in their lives, whether it be as extreme or not. If you have read this book, and have some other info to add, don't hesitate, as I feel this book NEEDS to be discussed in it's totality and glorious perfection.

Longing for more like this--Cheers & Enjoy♥

Inside the mind of a Book obsessed knowledge monger...

Episode 1

This may only apply to the Canadians out there, or the International people who have varying currencies, but here goes:

What do Canadian strippers do with loonies and toonies 
at the strip club?


I mean, it doesn't really follow the same logic as American strippers, (which I have to say are the only ones I am ever exposed to in movies, TV, or books) who receive $1 bills... Do they have some kind of satchel, strategically placed to not cover up the very 'special spots' earning them said rewards? Or are the horny pathetic advantageous lads just that generous to give the Strippers $5 bills.... Or maybe there is some kind of system, where the men kind of count and then after 5 tricks (??) they give the strippers the corresponding amount of money.. Or perhaps Canadian strippers are just that good, that it warrants spending upwards of $5 instead of dirty American strippers who only derserve ones?? Oooo, maybe it comes down to economics, and our fives are really just worth the same as a $1 bill....

This may just come down to me being too naive, but let me know what you think, or enlighten me with the reality of the situation :)

Still pondering--Cheers & Enjoy♥

State of the Union

It is official: Josh Hutcherson will be playing Peeta Mellark, and Liam Hemsworth will bring Gale Hawthorne to life in The Hunger Games movie set to come out March 23, 2012.  I am really just too sad to even dignify a response, and that is probably why I have waited this long to relay the tristesse.
Refer to previous posts labelled The Hunger Games Movie, if you would like to see the very origins and reasons for my sadness...

On a more happy note: there is yet another Glee album coming out this month and I am uber excited for its release.  It is going to be just music from the Warblers, the all boys school that Kurt is currently attending, but I have decided that this is okay, as I feel that they have more than enough awesome hits to justify this album.

Also the cover art is amazingly fantastical, and I feel it is complete perfection :)

April 19th guys, can't wait!


Today marks the last assignment/project/presentation that I had to complete before exams. Which makes me so very content. So much so that I can't even bring myself to sleep, even though I promised myself this morning that I would reward myself with a nap upon returning chez moi.

(Slight aside, I had to mention that my fravit song just came on the radio-Rolling in the Deep by Adele-and I love it more and more, I must admit!... 
We could've had it a-a-a-a-allllll! ♪, anyway, continuing on, without getting too carried away... :)

Another thing that has been lurking in the back of my unconscious this whole stressful time filled with projects, papers and such, is my complete conundrum regarding The City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare.  Don't get me wrong I absolutely cannot wait to get my paws on this tome, but I only read this series last summer, when all the books were available in Trade Paperback, ergo this is the form in which I own them, and buying the newly released Hardcover edition would really screw up the aesthetics of my book shelf. This is clearly unacceptable! So I put myself on the waiting list at the library.. I am currently 273 in line, so I figure I can read it in, I dunno, 2047?? So Ridiklissssss....

I guess this about sums up the main points floating around in my mind...

More to Come--Cheers & Enjoy♥

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Catching Up.

So it has been quite a while since I have shared my life with you lucky followers :)

Here is some more.

There are some things that come to my attention right away, and some that I am sure I have forgotten which is very unfortunate for every party involved-boo!  I have not been reading quite as much recently, which will hopefully be remedied after this dreadful prison I call University loosens its death grip on me.  Geesh. I am SOOO ready for summer!! Only one more week of class, and then two more weeks of exams, and I will be free! Cue rejoicing music (perhaps Rolling in the Deep by Adele-which I happen to be very obsessed with at the moment, although I do question its validity to this context).

To update on the ever changing yet interesting status of The Hunger Games movie, more specifically, the casting, I am still not quite satisfied. The role of Katniss has gone to Jennifer Lawrence, which I don't really have an opinion on other than to mention that I am absolutely elated that the role did not go to Alyson Stoner! I feel that Jennifer Lawrence should do the role justice, if they can manage to convey her properly physically. As for the more important people, in my opinion (well really only one person): Peeta. So I was completely overjoyed to learn that Liam Hemsworth was being considered, until I found out that he was being considered for Gale and not Peeta. I think a little piece of me died actually. I really do not want this to happen for two reasons: a) Liam fits perfectly into what I want Peeta to look like and be, and b) if he does in fact end up playing Gale, then I know that I will end up rooting for Gale in the movies (not unlike what happened in the Twilight franchise when god sexpot hottie Taylor Lautner conveyed Jacob so completely perfectly and muscularly), and this is not what I want to happen! I love Peeta Mellark, and I do not want to forget about him as I have Edward Cullen!!

Note To Future Self: Holly, I know that you are very easily swayed, but do not, under any circumstances, root for Gale.  Peeta is perfect, remember Peeta? Your lover? Katniss's saviour? 
Bottom Line: Peeta > Gale.


Moving on....

I don't know if anyone has seen the new Ke$ha video (I am also not certain that it can be considered new, as I do not watch music videos that often)... It is sooooo twisted! I actually had to call Cait into the living room, and she like never watches music videos, pretty much as a rule. I don't remember the last time I was so completely flabbergasted and speechless. And it's not like her other videos have been even remotely close to normalcy.. So long story short, there are creepy unicorn headed humans, and this just commences the non-sensical bull-pucky. Like I mean that in the most literal way... she says something about a bear, and the president, and getting elected to.. ibikistan?? So this segues into the song, which is completely unrelated to the video content. And then James Van Der Beek, whom I haven't seen in forever, appears, and goes on to partake in a very creepy and not at all funny way. He uses the whole "Key-dollar sign-Ah" joke that was, like, totes already done in Glee? Like hellloooo?? Lame-o... This is right around the time when I finally called Cait in to view this atrocity (seeing as she is pretty much obsessed with Dawson's Creek), and we returned to the living room, just to sync up perfectly with Van Der Douche and his creepy pelvic thrusting.. So pretty much the rest of the video is what appears to be a rainbow-lazer-tag war between the two. Overall, very strange...

One must ask themself: why in the world would James want to be in this video/what could Ke$ha's people possibly offer him that would be enough to outweigh the humiliation? I must admit that he did look quite dashing with this hairstyle (not the long blonde hair that makes me want to gag), even if he was apparently wearing a bra..

Another Fun Fact from this week: I met the Harlem Globetrotters! More accurately, I saw said Trotters, and met one of them. They came into the mall where I work (and might I add that they are freakishly impressively tall) and one of them came into our store, and purchased his 5-Hour Energy and Tiger balm from yours truly. I felt remarkably special :)

I have also seen a few movies since I last posted, and will preceed to tell you all about them now:

Red Riding Hood
I finally saw this after reading the book, and I must admit it was pretty creepy, and like most cases, I did enjoy the book better. I actually didn't expect this to be the result because, in this case, the book was based off of the movie. But there was still much more character and plot development in the book. So kudos to the author on that. Having said that, I still think that the movie was pretty good, and the most remarkable thing in my mind is the amazing casting of the gorgeous dudes that play the leading men. Like wow. Perfection. The two guys in the love triangle were so perfect, and signified the good and bad themes perfectly. Good did prevail in this case, for me, ergo I am amazingly obsessed with Max Irons! He is so yummy, but moreover, he acted spectacularly, and I think he conveyed the emotions stupendously. The acting in the entire movie was overall well done, and I recommend this movie to anyone looking for a fantastically creepy, and slightly thrilling movie!


Due Date
I have been wanting to watch this movie for a while, and was not disappointed. It was very funny, and Zach Ga-blah-blah-watsit and Robert Downy Jr. complemented each other perfectly. The plot wasn't golden, but the humour outweighed in all aspects!


Flipped
I have also been wanting to watch this movie for what seems like eons after reading the book, but probably put it off as long as I did because I was slightly disappointed with the book. The movie, though, was better. I loved the actor playing Bryce, because I did just see him in I Am Number Four (see how easy it is to please me/how easily I can be swayed? All you need to do is be associated with something that I like!). I found the movie very cute and more dynamic than the book, and it definitely had a better ending, leaving the romance aspect open for Julie and Bryce, which I felt was not portrayed properly in the book. Unless I am just not remembering correctly, which is completely plausible, since I do read sooo many books. If I am wrong, don't hesitate to comment and let me know your thoughts :)

Well I guess this is all for now.. I will try and post more often, and if there is anything specific you would like to know my opinion on, or a movie you want me to see, don't hesitate to mention it!

More after the devil University is done with me--Cheers & Enjoy♥

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